Why is it that between attractive, worthy of engaging in battle, and intelligent, I can only ever get two?

ㅤnameㅤㅤQildor Gilqen
ㅤageㅤㅤ200+
ㅤpronounsㅤㅤhe/him
ㅤoriginㅤㅤthe far east
ㅤeyesㅤㅤgold
ㅤskinㅤㅤwarm brown
ㅤlanguageㅤㅤeorzean
ㅤheightㅤㅤ6'1"
ㅤpersonalityㅤ Qildor is capable of being a properly behaved member of society but he's not always interested in putting in the effort. Most at home in the forest and on the hunt (or on the battlefield), even when trying to maintain a more civil appearance, his more feral side often peeks through. Extremely non-monogamous but does have favorites,
ㅤbiography.ㅤ Qildor left the forest of his homeland in search of adventure. He joined a ship coming over from the far east as a bodyguard for an auri family. He picked up the lance in Gridania and went on to pick up dancing and furthering his training with the lance as a dragoon.Basically everything else is potential spoiler territory so available upon request.
ㅤContactㅤ You can find me in game as Qildor Gilqen on Coeurl but be advised, though my character is a cool, confident man, I...am a skittish type. I am working on it, I swear, but you may find me hard to pin down. I don't like to give out my discord info too publically so I won't be listing it here but RP on discord is a potential option.
ㅤDoㅤ Most things are on the table with me once I'm comfortable with you. I'm down to do romance, combat, intense emotions, high stakes, trauma, lots of stuff. To be honest, if I'm comfortable with you, I'm also down for erp. My bunny man is...a bit slutty lol If you have something freaky or otherwise spicy you're looking to do, let's talk about it!
ㅤDo notㅤ I do not RP with anyone under 25. Sorry. I'm an adult, I want to RP with similarly aged or older adults. I remember what I was like in my early 20s and younger and I don't want to play with younger me lol Similarly, I don't want to RP with godmodders.
ㅤOther Infoㅤ I am in the Pacific time zone but currently I work overnights doing gig work so I'm a bit inconsistent on availability. I'm pretty flexible on where to rp but I do prefer more quiet/private contexts. Public RP as in RP when and where others are also actively RPing, like in-game RP events is pretty nervewracking for me and I tend to avoid it. I like roleplaying on discord and in google docs mostly.